'Hello. This is [my financial planner].'
'Sell it. Sell it all. I'm freaking out. Sell it.'
'Ok. We can do that. Do you want me to tell you why you shouldn't?'
Thankfully, she talked me down off the ledge.
Things I'm currently, actively trying not to think/freak out about before my brain explodes: voter registration fraud, Obama being assassinated by some right wing nutjob, not being able to afford food in a couple of weeks, the scab on my foot from my bike accident a week and half ago maybe not healing correctly, McPalin being elected despite what the polls say, the Bradley Effect, the fact that they still don't know what to do with the $700b bailout money and, first and foremost, obviously, the stock market and the next Great Depression.