even better than that jetpack i always wanted

They're tearing up the street in front of my place of employment. And with apparently no rhyme or reason. They stake out a square of concrete, tear it up and then replace it with fresh concrete. You'd think instead of just randomly picking the sections like they seem to be doing, they'd rip it up from one end to the other. Seems like it wouldn't take as long. But maybe that's what they're going for?

Anyway, we decided the other day that it would kick ass to have one of the Bobcats. They're sorta like having a turbo-charged golf cart. They can spin around like a top on crack and you can buy all of these different attachments to go on the front. Just like a vacuum cleaner. So far I've seen a bulldozer attachment, a shovel attachment and a jackhammer. Man. I really want that jackhammer one. Just think about it. If one of your neighbors started being really annoying, you could drive the Bobcat over to his house at 3a and rip a huge hole in his driveway. Then spin around really fast and zip back over to your house before he came out the front door.

Just make sure you get a couple of other people on your block to buy a Bobcat also. That way he won't know which one of you tore up his property.

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