2.13.2007

bunicula. alive and in the flesh.

I guess at least it wasn't done by modifing genes, but still. It's creepy. In the way that Cher and Dick Clark are creepy. And I think it's especially disturbing that the North Koreans want to cut 'em up and put them in stew. I'm imagining that it's all a ploy and that in reality they probably want them so that Kim Jong Il can find some way to turn them into nuclear weapons.

My question is, why rabbits? I mean, if you're gonna jump on the creepy train and breed gianormous animals for human consumption, why not ride it all the way to the station that has cows?

I wonder if anyone is going to develop really large carrots so they'll have something to eat besides small children?

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