1.15.2007

holy s@%t


We so did not deserve to win that game. But I'm so glad we did.

The best part about it? I got to 'watch' it with a friend from back home.

:the rest of this post is a little, uh, x-rated. avert your eyes if you're easily offended:

t. said...
The new Mizzou coach looks so nice and respectable compared to ol' Quinn.

8:09 PM
t. said...
7-6 Mizzou right now. They don't seem intimidated at all.

8:13 PM
t . said...
I am sensing Mizzou's strategy here. It starts with an "S" and rhymes with "loot a lot of screes."

That UPS commercial is sampling the Postal Service.

I am just going to sit here making bad rhyming jokes and pointless observations all by myself aren't I?

8:48 PM
t. said...
40-39 at halftime. 14 lead changes. 4 ties.

Man, this matchup NEVER disappoints.

Also. I can't help myself. I really like that Mizzou coach. Damn them for hiring someone admirable (so far)!

9:17 PM
d said...
i just switched over, 'cause i thought the game started at 8, uncertain if i would get to see any 'hawks action and was delighted to discover that, yes, i do get to see the game.

two seconds later, i realize how crappy they are playing and am a little dismayed.

9:22 PM
d said...
and, yes. the postal service. i meant to post about that a few days ago and forgot.

9:24 PM
d said...
and the previews for 'the hitcher'? AWESOME!

9:26 PM
d said...
ok. the last couple of minutes seem somewhat promising.

if we can't beat mizzou. well…

9:28 PM
t . said...
There is some pretty awesome shot blocking going on though.

Whenever I see previews for the Hitcher I just think - come on - who the fuck picks up a lone male hitchhiker??

9:28 PM
d said...
and north carolina beat uconn. dammit.

9:28 PM
d said...
dammit. dammit. dammit.

9:30 PM
t. said...
Mizzou is 0 - 3 in conference play. They just CAN'T win. RIGHT???

9:31 PM
t. said...
That North Carolina score is Women's B-ball. Crappy. So no joy for Scroy in that one.

9:31 PM
d said...
k-state beat them for chris' sake. surely we can. we're playing at home, right? if we can't beat mizzou at home…

9:32 PM
d said...
oh. good. about the nc. i didn't see that it was women's.

and, the hitcher? yes, idiots pick up lone male hitchhikers. still looks awesome.

9:33 PM
t. said...
Uhm. This commentator clearly doesn't read the Journal World re: no one leaving early from KU. Arthur is already talking about it.

9:35 PM
t. said...
GAhhhhhhh!!!!

10 -0 run by Mizzou. Motherfucking Shit.

9:36 PM
d said...
kahn just made a basket? wtf? and then the response. this is making my heart palpitate and my hands sweat.

9:38 PM
t. said...
You have got to be kidding me.

When the White Russian is our go-to guy shit is not going well.

Offensive foul. Going to have a heart attack.

9:39 PM
t. said...
At least we'll die together, D. Well, if posting on the same blog at the same time counts as together.

9:40 PM
t. said...
NO NO NO NO. I think they have forgotten which basket to aim for.

9:42 PM
d said...
oh. it does.

kahn just got a rebound. wtf? c'mon kansas. you gotta make those.

i'm anticipating the yelling coming on.

9:42 PM
t. said...
I have already frightened the Abster a couple of times with The Yelling.

NOT AT HOME. MIZZOU is not allowed to beat us like this at home. Clearly, somebody forgot to tell them The Rules.

9:44 PM
t. said...
Oh god. Scroy and Norm.

FUCK OFF AND DIE SCROY.

I'm losing it.

9:44 PM
d said...
there's still almost 8 minutes left. breathe.

boo. i just saw coy. i hate him. with all of my being.

9:45 PM
d said...
oh thank god. but then. a foul.

DAMMIT.

9:47 PM
d said...
OMG! no way. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.

9:47 PM
t. said...
Our Hate will make us mighty!! Or something.

God Mizzou has all the momentum. All of it.

9:48 PM
d said...
c'mon hannah. foul.

get the fucking rebound!

ok. but we'll take a foul.

9:49 PM
d said...
the r-dog had to leave the room.

9:50 PM
t. said...
Foul does us a lot of good when noone is making their freaking free throws.

Under five. Three down. We can do this.

9:51 PM
d said...
it's about damn time.

9:51 PM
t. said...
Poor r-dog. She doesn't know why her dad is so crazy.

9:51 PM
d said...
we can totally do this.

9:51 PM
d said...
no. i think she thinks i'm yelling at her.

9:52 PM
d said...
c'mon. make it count.

9:53 PM
t. said...
COME ON.

Travel. Yes. One down. Four minutes. Come on.

Get Mad, Bill! Throw a chair!

9:53 PM
t. said...
DEFENSE. DEFENSE.

Oh jesus.

FUCK.

9:54 PM
d said...
fouled by horton. a dr. seuss story.

my heart is racing.

9:55 PM
t. said...
Bill is telling them something wonderful and inspirational and calming and perfect RIGHT THIS SECOND. And it will make everything OK. RIGHT???

9:56 PM
d said...
apparently. yes. c'mon ku. keep on, keepin' on.

dammit. arthur.

9:58 PM
t. said...
Cannot. handle. it.

YES!

9:59 PM
d said...
FUCK.

YES>

i love you collins. i will have your babies.

9:59 PM
t. said...
UNDER TWO MINUTES

10:00 PM
t. said...
YES YES YES YES

10:00 PM
d said...
omg. motherfucking yes. thank you collins. again. i will have your babies.

10:01 PM
t. said...
NO NO NO NO NO

10:01 PM
d said...
one minute. one motherfucking point. C'MON KU!

10:02 PM
t. said...
I so can't handle overtime. I mean, I'll take it, rather than losing in regulation. But please, just score and hold the damn ball.

10:03 PM
d said...
holy jesus. two blocks in a row? dammit. and a foul.

10:04 PM
d said...
that was a bad call.

10:04 PM
t. said...
OH SHIT. That block was so thugged out.

ONE POINT. AAHHHHHH

10:04 PM
d said...
oh how much i love you collins.

DON't FOUL.

10:05 PM
d said...
oh. that was a really bad turnover.

10:05 PM
t. said...
I don't even know what to say about that.

10:06 PM
t. said...
All of Collins babies are belong to us!!

Me no sense can make.

11 seconds.

10:06 PM
d said...
sweet baby jesus. oh thank god. i nearly wet myself.

10:08 PM
t. said...
We had no business winning that game.

But oh thank sweet jesus that we did. Thank you KU b-ball spirits. Thank you!!

10:08 PM
t. said...
Lesson learned: basketball is really all about jesus.

10:08 PM
d said...
ok. i can't have collins' babies. look at that stupid thing he has shaved in his head.

and he can't talk.

10:09 PM
t. said...
Collins. You wonderful man. You have a goofy lightening bolt shaved into your hair. Our babies cannot do that to their hair.

10:09 PM
d said...
and bball is all about jesus.

i most go get a bowl of cereal now.

thanks for watching the game with me.

10:09 PM
t. said...
Oh, crappy. I miss watching games with you.

10:10 PM
t. said...
I am laughing so hard. Yay for KU.

Shaq is such a freaking moron.

OK. I am out.

10:11 PM
d said...
me too. nice mlk shoutout. then ruined by shaq. you tool.

and i'm still laughing about 'our babies can't do that to their hair.'
10:11 PM


Sorry for all of the cursing, but it was a really close game. 80-77. Collins had a career high 23 points!

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