8.01.2006

wtf?

Fidel Castro might be dead?

I've always thought that he and Bob Barker would be the last human beings on Earth still tyrannically running their tiny little empires while causing as much mayhem and suffering as possible. And if you don't think that Bob Barker can cause some serious suffering, sit through five minutes of the Price is Right now that he's become a freakishly tanned skeleton.

Now we need another evil dictator to focus all of our angst and anger at. Oh. Wait. That's right. We still have Bush.

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